Doug broke kinja

Kinja'd!!! "Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
12/09/2014 at 19:54 • Filed to: None

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posted via his twitter.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Anon
12/09/2014 at 19:58

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I knew it'd get a lot of responses but I never expected to beat the last 'What should I get' post in just 4 hours. I have a long night of going through everything and making lists...


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:00

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Now I can be more direct.

Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.

review the topless blob.


Kinja'd!!! Converse > Anon
12/09/2014 at 20:00

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Ro be fair though, Kinja breaking is never far from the realm of possibility...


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:01

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Yes you do doug. You know what the correct answer is going to be :)


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:02

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Get an Ariel Atom or a Caterham. Something even more impractical than the 360!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:03

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Doug, it's a sign, buy an Infinti

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Anon
12/09/2014 at 20:04

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Zen Koan: One cannot break the nature of broken things.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:04

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Hey Doug, a Jalopnik reader built a car in his garage and is willing to sell it to you.

I suggest you get in contact with this guy and BUY THAT SHIT.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Anon
12/09/2014 at 20:07

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You scared me for a second, I thought there was going to be a picture of his naked, oiled ass after the jump.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > yamahog
12/09/2014 at 20:09

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What is so scary about that?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux
12/09/2014 at 20:10

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Renault


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
12/09/2014 at 20:11

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Clearly I'm just scared of the lustful emotions that pale naked man-ass stirs within me.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > yamahog
12/09/2014 at 20:12

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Those emotions are not entirely unfamiliar to me.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog
12/09/2014 at 20:13

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Ferraris and Range Rovers osmotically make people sexy. Fact. This may or may not cause delusions about the origin of new-found sexiness. All I'm saying is, don't be surprised if you *do* encounter oiled Doug-ass at some point. It's a serious risk.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:15

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Are you saying that you are gonna pay attention to every comment in that post? Also we still need to plan when we're hanging out at the end of this month


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/09/2014 at 20:16

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Yeah, I'm going to try and get through them all.

I'll be in touch as it gets closer!! Not sure what my schedule is but I'm home for more than a week!


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/09/2014 at 20:17

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NISSAN LEOPARD!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:19

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Why dont you let me know what works for you, Im gonna be pretty free Thurs-Sunday for the next school quarter. So chances are your schedule is gonna be the issue. So I think its best if I work around you.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/09/2014 at 20:20

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Let's be real, it'd still get  page hits on Jalopnik and the various Gawker Media outlets.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:21

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I sent you a tweet with my picks, you know you want a temperamental British car.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog
12/09/2014 at 20:21

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Of course it would get infinity hits. What is the ouroborous, after all, other than a Gawker Media writer snake devouring itself right up to the butt?


Kinja'd!!! dontbethatguy > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:21

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My reply is buried far in the replies (Alfa 4C for the record) because i am still in the grey when posting replies on the fp. How do i remedy this situation?? I have oppo authorship.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/09/2014 at 20:23

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:34

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check your facebook too!!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:40

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Are you at least settled on a nationality? (as much as one can be sure nowadays ...) British? Italian? American? Swedish ... ha! French? A Dacia Sandero?


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Doug DeMuro
12/09/2014 at 20:47

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That AMG Black won't be there for long.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Anon
12/09/2014 at 23:14

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Thank God... for a second I thought he murdered the number eight. I was trying to figure out what to do with my useless calculators and phones.


Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Anon
12/10/2014 at 08:55

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Doug - honestly, I think you should buy a Lotus Esprit V8. C'mon.. you know you want to.. c'maaaaaan